Wulf Vaughan

I sprung out of the ground on a warm day in 1945 on the outskirts of Smalltown USA. I spent my early years in an abandoned shack where I taught myself English and Advanced Physics. I enrolled in a local high school but due to my inherent natural ability was immediately accepted into a graduate level research at Polytech. During a lunch-break I met the love of my life, \"Sheppy\", a border-collie with a lazy-eye with whom I immediately eloped. I spent six blissful years away from academia and my research with \"Sheppy\" on the coast of Argentina until \"Sheppy\" died. Crushed by the loss of my love I drowned myself in alcohol and shortly died of sclerosis. my body is buried in an unmarked grave near the willow tree and my ghost can sometimes be heard nearby whistling \"Sheppy\"s\' favorite tune \"Polk Salad Annie\".